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Miss Chantemerle 2004 – A Cross Dressing Extravaganza in Serre Chevalier

Last night in the Extreme Bar saw the annual event of Miss Chantemerle. This is a beauty contest with a difference however. All the contestants were men – all forty of them! It was quite alarming how pretty some of them looked. Darren and Jackson were the comperes, Darren sporting a mullet and naff 70’s clothes and Jackson looking very fetching in a little black dress with fishnet nights. Rick Lomas and Clive Day were DJing, Rick looking very scary in a little pink number with pigtails and Clive in PVC, a blonde wig and tights hanging down past his hemline.

As you can imagine, it took quite a long time to get through the 40 contestants, as Darren read a brief description of each one, whilst the ‘girls’ preened and posed on top of the bar! Bud Gallimore and the barman Stevo had gone as twins, dressing identically and even going as far as having all their exposed bits waxed.

Mike Green, who runs The Extreme Bar, had blacked himself all over and gone. Hawaiian style with a pair of coconuts strung across his chest. Amongst the remaining contestants there was a bride, a female surfer and a Miss Whiplash. Miss Whiplash, better known as Rodney the coach driver from Crystal holidays, was delighted when he won the category of Miss Mature Chantemerle.

The three judges, who were perched on top of the pool table, decided that the overall winner was number fifteen, Miss France, looking very sophisticated in a beret, cream fishnet jumper, short skirt and striped tights. I didn’t recognise him in the outfit (well actually I didn’t recognise hardly any of them in their outfits) but Miss Chantemerle 2004 turned out to be the chef from the Yeti.

It was jammed packed in the bar and a very fun evening, watching all the ‘girls’ constantly adjusting their bra’s and showing off their G strings. What a load of posers they were – far worse than any girls I know!

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